Der Onion Stole Der Content!!!

2 Years Ago, Kit on PBH:

We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the motion offense.

This week on the Onion:

A two-handed slam dunk by an openly homosexual man set off a chain of events this week that culminated in the legalization of gay marriage in nine states, including Mississippi and Alabama. “When I saw that dunk, I was like, ‘Whoa!'” said Alabama state Sen. Hinton Mitchem, adding that his office was flooded with calls and e-mails from constituents demanding legal recognition of same-sex marriages following the slam. “A guy with nasty moves like that should be entitled to the same fundamental rights as the rest of us.” On Thursday, the New York State Senate passed a resolution declaring that it would take a pretty sweet roundhouse kick from a gay mixed martial arts champion before it would allow homosexuals to marry.

We slander, you decide.

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Stuck On The Beach

I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.

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Lowest Common Denominator’ed!

Apologies all around for the lack of updates. We are spending more time updating PBH3 and All That’s Interesting, as the lowest common denominator is also the most profitable (apparently). There is no purity in this world!

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2/14/01 Never Forget

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have strangely colored hair. I do not like society or its assorted holidays.

The Victim: A ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ decorative banner in the cafeteria and the 900 or so cohabitants during lunch period.

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raison d’etre au ‘idiotique’

[re]discover dostoevsky, manage finances, create award winning lists, realign stars, get angry at private property, this is really happening,

laugh until your head falls off

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