Laura Ingrham Ripped Off My Poem!

Remember my poem, the tour de force I did not speak out against the impending encroachment of the New York Times Barack Obama Muslim Fascist Communist Socialist State

First they came for the Imperial system, and I did not speak out—because I was not an Imperial system;
Then they came for the health care companies, and I did not speak out—because I was not a health care company;
Then they came for the Sarah Palin, and I did not speak out—because I was not Sarah Palin;
Then they came for Whites—and there was no one left to speak out for me except illegal immigrants and ACORN.

Turns out that inbred radio-yapper Laura Ingraham reads this blog and COPIED MY DAMN POEM. Check out what she “read” at a rally against health care reform:

First they came for the rich and I did not speak out because I was not rich
Then they came for the property owners and I did not speak out because I did not own property
Then they came for the right to bear arms and I did not speak out because I was not armed
Then they came for me and denied me my medical care, and there was no one left to speak for me

I am both alarmed and appalled that she has so blatantly copied off of me, though I am a little disturbed she did not address the fact that Barack Obama is a homosexual Muslim socialist fascist communist and a direct reincarnation of Hitler and Stalin.

See Also: Malkin Award Nominee, Code Red healthcare protest summary, Code Red Rally in DC Tuesday, Kentucky Tea Partiers Tell Sen. Bunning’s Staff Of Their Concerns About Fascism, Muslims, And Taxes, Tea Party Rally To Kill Health Care Reform, and Code Red Rally in D.C. today.

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Thoughts of the Average American During Christmas Season

How long do I have to wait for the next 9/11? I could really use a good clearance sale.

If the Wall Street overlords are ever to make it out of this recession with their vacation homes, I must take on more crippling debt.

The true meaning of Christmas is overwrought consumerism to placate our strained familial and social ties that have entirely degraded into pecuniary relationships.

Who needs health care when there is high definition television to be watched?


I’m only participating in Black Friday if there are no actual black people involved.

Give me liberty or give me extra fries with that.

God only gives gifts to white people who worship the Constitution or the Pope.

Holiday Miracle: Turn water into savings!

Listen kids, if the elf at the mall looks as queer as he did last year, we’re not going. You’ll just have to send Santa letters at the North Pole.

Christmas is when a mythical flying man bestows upon the rich children the gifts they so rightfully deserve, and charitably gives out coal to the poor children, so they can enjoy their putrid squalor in warmth.


The successful advancement of gender equality can only be attained by the purchase of revealing underwear with risque messages for my 10 year old daughter.

Once again, the collusion of Jews and Mexicans has destroyed the sanctity Christmas.

Buying things I can’t afford makes me forget that my existence is but a means to someone else’s profit.


I don’t care how many people had to live impoverished lives to provide me with cheap electronics and low-quality trinkets. Gimme gimme gimme!

The Lord Jesus rose from his grave into the iPod accessories aisle of Best Buy, and said to his apostles “Oh yey faithful, won’t you consider an extended warranty?”



Fillipino Cooking

Our favorite Fillipino Chef is back with another sweet ass cooking video. (I’m in this one) Also featured is Umi Nom, one of the best Fillipino spots in NYC, also affiliated with Kuma Inn. So if you are in NYC, or want to be, you should check it out. Word.



A Jihad On Gawker

Recently, we were on Gawker for the Economist article on Legalizing Drugs. However, in pointing to PBH, they referred to it as “this odd site”.

THIS ODD SITE?!? THIS ODD SITE?! How dare you SIR!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! THIS IS A SITE THAT PRIDES ITSELF ON INTEGRITY, VIRUS ADS, AND MEAN-SPIRITED TIRADES! I will hurl a set of invectives your way so fearsome that you will cower behind your MacBook Pro for eternity! First off, you get paid a miserly wage because you are some meddlesome blogger not even worthy of the title, MEDDLESOME BLOGGER! Second off, you are worse than the love child of Pol Pot and Orson Scott Card. Third off, have you NO SHAME? Both Princess Diana and French Revolutionary hero Denton have proclaimed their love for this “ODD SITE” through the grave. Are you one to challenge their opinion?

Alright, where was I? Oh yah — Finally, stay out of my booze!



Sarah Palin FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu


For background purposes:

Palin’s father, Chuck Heath, gave a different account to Conroy and Walshe. According to him, the presence of so many Asians and Pacific Islanders made her uncomfortable: “They were a minority type thing and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”

See Also: Great News For Sarah!, Why are Young Conservatives Embarrassed by the GOP?, Palin can see Asia from her house…, Sarah Palin’s dad: She left Hawaii because Asians made her uncomfortable, Palin’s Father: She Left Hawaii Because Asians Made Her Uncomfortable, Holy shit, Sarah Palin’s Hawaiian adventure, It’s a minority type thing. You wouldn’t understand…, Lamestream Media Portraying Palin As Racist, Sarah Palin and Hawaii don’t mix? About comfort zones vs going rogue, Did “Asians Scare Sarah Palin Away” from Hawaii?, The latest Sarah Palin Bombshell, No Asians for Sarah Palin, and Palin left college in Hawaii because Asians made her uncomfortable: ‘They were a minority type thing.’.

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