And The Award For Not Being George Bush Goes To…

You heard it first last from the on the ball folks at PBH, Barack Obama just won the Nobel Peace Prize! Some of the highlights of his administration include:

    * The continuation of occupation of Iraq
    * The targeting of civilians in Afghanistan
    * The unconditional support of systematic ethnic cleansing in Palestine

This is peace that would make from Nobel Peace Prize winner Harry Kissinger proud!

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Spot The Brooklyn PBHipsters, Part Bleux

We fux with Brooklyn.



Out-Hipstered On Our Own Turf

Myrtle Avenue Clinton Hill Hipsters

Spotted on Myrtle Avenue in Clinton Hill by the PBH team. How dare you bring that shit in our neighborhood!

PS. Click here to see authentic PBHipsters in action.



Straight From The Horses Mouth

Hey kids, I hope you like having the health care industries penis inserted directly into your rectum thanks to the asshole crooks you elect and the fucked-up system you call democracy! Half of your vaunted progressive health care reform will be a bailout for the health care industry! Yay!!!!

And in case you were wondering, yes, I knew health care reform would be nothing but a health care bailout.



A Chronic Lack of Sleep

Don’t write such sappy simple poetry
The world deserves better
Than the shit you spout
Asshole to piehole

Are you stuck in a rut?
has the everyday lost its zing?
Where is this purpose
where is this drive?

Fake intellectualist
all pretension/no substance
Listen to the crickets chirp
the moonbeams electrify the air

God exists where you find it, love
hate death life, love
Listen to the wind blow
the stench and whispers

Build up your false God
Call it your bullshit
Words like an abortion
words to shock your heart

FEEL something damnit
the machine keeps beeping
heart keeps pumping
ticker keeps ticking

Fake fuck poet
just scream in pleasure
like you mean it
like you really meant it

Fake it till you make it
and one day all New York
all New York will be drenched
drenched in your second coming

Oh I really feel it this time
I really feel alive
beep beep metal heart beats
like a steel drum

So god damn phony!

Big headed mongrel
believe in yourself
God is inside you
What atheist

Sleep soundly now
Sleeps alone now
Oh ironic lovers
Lay with lambs now

Because tonight’s the night
Tonight’s the night


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