Barack Obama’s Real Birth Certificate

After much trudging around the heart of Black Muslim Africa, I finally have found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate:

Barack Obamas Secret Black Muslim Kenyan Birth Certificate

See Also: Happy Birther Day, When The Birthers Are Embarrassed By You.., Forged Kenyan Document Splinters ‘Birther’ Movement, She’s Nuts! ORLY? YARLY!, I Think…, Obama’s born identity: Claims that Obama’s presidency is illegitimate are getting out of hand, Birthers Helping President Obama & Liberal Democrats Dodge Responsibility For Their Policy Failures, and What Birthers Really Want To Say Outloud.

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Yah yah, we’re working on it

Things are broken. Our hearts. The new design. Those fucking side ads that give you a god damn virus PDF or 20 concurrent audio ads all at once. Our pay for play strategy (where I let you suck me off in Union Station for a blog post about your Robot claymation). It’s just not working out. Plus, we’re all going to be bunking together in Clinton Hill soon enough. So we’ll be too busy trying on jean short-shorts and trying to out-queen each other. But I promise I’ll come back wearing loafers.



What are the chances?

I know we should all be proud of Bill Clinton for saving the journalists in North Korea. Good work, whatever, etc.

But, and I’m sure I’m not the only one that’s thought this — how likely is it that those two girls are pleasuring Slick Willy on the ride back to the Land O’ Freedom? I mean, he just saved them from years of agonizing brutality and it’s a hell of a flight back from Korea to the United States. Let’s just not act surprised when they come off of the tarmac with ‘stains’ all over their DPRK prison uniforms.



Capitalism In A Nutshell

Capitalism in a Nutshell Comic

The worker works, the capitalist barks, and the inequality created is just a wonderful representation of the different abilities given to human beings. Right?

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Todd And Sarah Palin To Divorce

Oh god, it just feels so damn good:

AlaskaReport has learned this morning that Todd Palin and former Alaska governor Sarah Palin are to divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news.

A National Enquirer story exposing previous affairs on both sides led to a deterioration of their marriage and the stress from that led to Palin’s resignation as governor of Alaska.

[via Alaska Report]

One can only hope this true and since Sarah Palin is such a strong believer in the nuclear family and family values, she’ll be seeking a male suitor in the near future. I’m gonna have to get me some of that sweet candy.

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