You Promised He Was Different, Not Retarded

“The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers.”

– Creationist Superhero Ron Paul

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“I’ll put it to you this way: You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.”

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Can’t Get Enough Of That Keyboard Cat

Is there anything more glorious than the Keyboard Cat? Doubtful. So here are my top 5 favorite Keyboard Cat videos:

5. Spiderman! Breaks his collar bone

4. Gargoyles! In Jesus’ name I pray…

3. Worst Marriage Proposal Ever

2. The Original (That’ll do, keyboard cat, that’ll do…)

1. Glenn Beck Guest Passout

Originally on PBH2.



By Trickle Down, We Mean Catching Pennies On The Freeway From Reagan’s Golden Zeppelin


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