If you’re DISTURBED ENOUGH to go out with me, I’ll take ya.

420 smoking single male here, fat, but handsome, and depressed. Well to do banker type.

This woman I dated recently liked it when I pretended to be her ‘daddy,’ which was a new experience for me. Sometimes she wanted to be spanked, sometimes she wanted to be sweet-talked and cuddled. Hell’s bells, I liked it.

Look, it’s not that I wouldn’t rather have a normal relationship with an upbeat girl who doesn’t have depression issues. I’m entitled to companionship and sex just like everyone else. Absolutely no apologies here.

So, if you’re a female nut job whom nobody else wants, and you’re lonely, consider getting in touch with me. I might be able to do something for you, at least temporarily.

I mean, why the HELL not?

Let’s hit emotional bottom together. That way, there’ll be nowewhere else to go but up.