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What you got against my Wics?

Written By Piercing Glares, Enticing Stares on May 9th, 2006  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

$675 / 1br – Upper East Side Studio

600 square foot studio w/ full bathroom, kitchen available this July. 4th floor w/ elevator and door man. Just off corner of 49th and Lexington. Clean, and recently refurbished. Hard-wood floors. Ideal for young professional or student. Tenant must participate in Wiccan feast of Baal and Gozer once a month. Will provide free conversion ceremonial bath if tenant not already initiated. No dogs allowed, but one or two cats are okay. Applicants must meet residency guidelines and credit criteria.

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    3 Comments

    • thepoetryman

      675$…Not bad for obeying the requirements of Baal and Gozer… I’m packing my things and heading Northeast! Hardwood floors and 100 feet for an alley! Bowling and Blogging on Saturdays!

      Comment | May 10, 2006
    • Chairman Mao

      jesus, that is an insanely cheap apartment for anywhere in manhattan. should i convert?

      Comment | May 10, 2006
    • alec

      Yes. Let us pray to our Wiccan god. Then again, you were pretty embarassed when I told the world about our Wiccan rituals in the line at Potbelly’s, Ms. Mao.

      Comment | May 10, 2006