$675 / 1br – Upper East Side Studio
600 square foot studio w/ full bathroom, kitchen available this July. 4th floor w/ elevator and door man. Just off corner of 49th and Lexington. Clean, and recently refurbished. Hard-wood floors. Ideal for young professional or student. Tenant must participate in Wiccan feast of Baal and Gozer once a month. Will provide free conversion ceremonial bath if tenant not already initiated. No dogs allowed, but one or two cats are okay. Applicants must meet residency guidelines and credit criteria.
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675$…Not bad for obeying the requirements of Baal and Gozer… I’m packing my things and heading Northeast! Hardwood floors and 100 feet for an alley! Bowling and Blogging on Saturdays!
jesus, that is an insanely cheap apartment for anywhere in manhattan. should i convert?
Yes. Let us pray to our Wiccan god. Then again, you were pretty embarassed when I told the world about our Wiccan rituals in the line at Potbelly’s, Ms. Mao.