How People Become Moochers

Moocher Cartoon

It’s called being born.

Pro tip: if you want to be treated well by the conservative elite, be either a fetus or a large, well-monied body. Otherwise, you’re just a mass to be manipulated, exploited and demonized.

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Chris Christie’s Views On Spending

Chris Christie On Spending

Take a good look, desirers of change: this is the “moderate” 2016 presidential contender championed by mainstream pundits on the daily. It’s a shame, too, because I bet that were there major campaign donations to be made by sixth graders, Christie would be all about improving the public school system.

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Former Fetus Seeks Charity, Denied

Former Fetus

Nice try, mooch. They only care about you when you’re not around to contribute to the menace of the zombie Nanny State.

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The Democracy Scam

Democracy Scam

That’s the funny thing about voting: sometimes, when the individual you vote for wins and enters office, he or she can act according to your will and to advance life, liberty and prosperity. Assholes.

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Crossfire: Featuring Jesus And The GOP

Crossfire

A little bit of an awkward moment for so-called Christian conservatives, amirite?

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