The Perks Of Drinking Poisoned Water

West Virginia Water Problem

Quit being so concerned about your health and think about the economy for once: if you die drinking West Virginian water, you’re contributing to the solvency of local funeral homes and the welfare of their families. This increased revenue will find its way back into the community, which will incentivize business owners to hire an individual to fill the position you left open when you so selfishly decided to drink water and die. Deregulation: it creates jobs!


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