What Will Happen If Gay Marriage Is Legalized?

For everyone out there against homosexuality, you share the same view as Hitler.

First: THIS GRAPH IS FUNNY

but it did leave out that divorces will increase as well, since gay couples can grow tired of each other just like straight couples do of each other when they fail at keeping each other’s interests outside of bed. Couples should be allowed the right to initiate marriage/civil union and have it recognized by the state. Reasoning? Why don’t you try seeing how you’d feel with your lover dying in the hospital and you can’t go to see them because you’re not a legal spouse or family. Allowing gay marriage allows homosexual couples the right to the benefits of marriage and the disadvantages as well. I mean why won’t the heterosexuals just allow us to suffer in marriage just like they do? Also, if marriage is so sacred, why not ban divorce and just tell people that once they’re married they’re screwed.

Second: FOR THOSE WHO ARE DEFENDING THEIR RELIGION AND QUESTIONING WHY HOMOSEXUALS ARE ATTACKING THEIR BELIEFS…..

Well, it’s because you, (well not you specifically), but christians, (since they are the United State’s majority religion), are using those beliefs to attack our existence. Wouldn’t you become defensive as well if someone was trying to convince you that you shouldn’t exist? Or that because of your sexual orientation, that you shouldn’t be treated in the same human respect? I remember attending a Private Catholic High school while not being Catholic, and attending mandatory theology classes. From which I learned that one of their 8 core beliefs was that if you didn’t believe in the christian god, that you would be damned to hell. Well… I’ll be damned if I get damned by someone I don’t believe in. So my question to my teacher was, “What gives mankind the right to think that they can damn people to hell?” “Is that not god’s decision and his decision alone?” So quit reciting verses at homosexuals or quoting the bible… that’s just annoying. God gave you free will, if you can’t freely think for yourself with your own words, then maybe you shouldn’t have free will either, because last I checked, religion is to guide thinking, not to do the thinking for you… so use your own words. And in words that christians may understand, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” And “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” Sorry for contradicting myself, but I find it’s often useful to use people’s own words or defenses against them.

Third: FOR THOSE WHO IGNORANTLY KEEP POINTING OUT THAT THE APPROVAL OF GAY MARRIAGE WOULD LEAD TO MARRIAGE BETWEEN HUMANS & CARS, SISTERS & BROTHERS, HUMANS & ANIMALS, HUMANS & INANIMATE OBJECTS

… Well… why don’t you question yourself and ask if these things are of the same species? Homosexuals are still humans and we have feelings as well. And if you say animals have feelings and can show affection as well, then I repeat, are they the same species? Brothers and sisters, mother, father, son, daughter in any order….. put them together and yes they are the same species, yes they can love each other, and can they marry? Well… society frowns upon it, but they do have the ability to love each other and procreate. And apologies for going to the bible references again, but Adam and Eve were made and they gave birth to Cain and Abel…. Both sons…. So where did the other offspring to populate the earth come from after??? Now to address the young and old marrying each other… some people are twisted where they’d actually just do this type of marriage to gain some material goods after the older one dies, but have you ever thought that maybe the reason why some young people are attracted to older people is because they have a more mature mindset, thus making them become not attracted to people their own age? Girls are proven to mature faster than boys in mind and body, thus they normally are more attracted to guys who can think on their level or are as mature as they are, which is normally the age group older than them. Same goes for older and younger marriage… the attraction is because there’s a type you’re attracted to, you can’t help that you’re attracted to a certain type. Also goes for homosexuals and heterosexuals, you can’t help that you’re attracted to a certain type or that you’re attracted to the same or opposite sex.

Fourth: A Little Fun thinking for you!

From the studies of scientific evolutionists, homosexuals existed even in the caveman times. Why? The homosexual brothers didn’t have the desire to procreate, but they served a greater purpose, the continued existence of mankind. While the heterosexual brother would go hunting to feed the family, the homosexual brother would stay behind to care for the offspring of the brother and the brother’s wife/mate. The homosexual caveman brother would act as a mother in caring and nurturing the offspring, but still be strong enough to fight off any threat that would approach the offspring and protect them from harm, thus ensuring that they would be able to live and continue reproducing. So in other words, homosexuals are making sure you heterosexuals continue to live. Homosexuals even adopt the kids that the heteros create and toss away and raise them and nurture them to give them a chance at surviving in this world; just further ensuring mankind’s existence. Children born and not given touch, love, and affection are more likely to die than children who do receive these. An orphan would much rather be adopted by a gay couple than have to face the world alone.
And HONESTLY… without all these gay designers… do you think you would have found your girl/wife to be so attractive without that hot seductress dress or those beautiful lingerie? If you don’t think homosexuals are keeping mankind’s existence alive, then just take away all the beautiful dresses, make-up, hairstyles, and slap some baggy sweat pants and baggy hoodies on all the women and you’ll see how fast the population declines…. LOL!!!

FIFTH: FOR THOSE WHO ASK WHY THEY SHOULD TOLERATE HOMOSEXUALS OR WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR KIDS KNOWING ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS AND ACKNOWLEDING THE MARRIAGE

…. First off, don’t you think we’re just as afraid of you as you are of us? Why do you think homosexuals take forever before they come out of the closet? It’s because we fear the persecution, the hatred, and the way society would view us and treat us. Do you think we would choose to be gay if we had to suffer all this torment? And when did you decide to be straight? This fear of facing all this hatred from the majority of the world is what is leading to all these suicides. It’s human nature to fear things we don’t understand… so why not EDUCATE yourself and take the time to understand homosexuals and walk in our shoes to understand why your intolerance would hurt us so. You’ll never know if your child will be born a homosexual either, and when that happens, what will you do then? Cut off your love as the parent? Deny them happiness, love, and the right to marry their partner? Would you not fight for your child? Who would your child turn to if they could not trust you, nor come out to you because they fear your rejection? These are hardships homosexuals must go through because the society does not accept us. And what if your intolerance is what leads to the death of your child?

So why, you ask heterosexuals should teach their children to acknowledge homosexuality or tolerate it? Because you’ll never know when you’re intolerance will affect the people closest to you.

SIXTH: FOR THOSE WHO THINK BANNING SAME SEX MARRIAGE WILL UPHOLD MORALS AND PROTECT FAMILIES

I know from many of my friends that a lot of marriages ended because of modernizing times and since homosexuality is more open now, that husbands and wives are finally coming out to their spouses. Before now, homosexuality was so unacceptable that homosexuals actually forced themselves to marry an opposite sex and create a family because they feared persecution the community and society. I know many men who have children and finally just divorced because they finally came out; many being in their 40s, 50s, or even 60s. Majority who read this will think, that poor family being abandoned by their father/mother, husband/wife, but many won’t see the fact that that spouse had to live a lie their entire life in order to blend in with society and be accepted. Of course all of them still love their children, but they still can’t deny the part of themselves that desires to be with the same sex. I find it painful that they had to live such a great lie and how much relief they must have felt when they were finally able to be themselves and accept themselves as they are. All the homosexuals I know that have recently come out from a heterosexual marriage still care and support their children. So banning Same Sex Marriage won’t make homosexuality go away. You’ll never know if your partner is gay either. Homosexuals are great actors because in this intolerant U.S., we need it for survival.

SEVENTH: TOLERANCE AND UNDERSTANDING

I believe our identity is one of our most valuable possessions. We don’t truly appreciate it until we’ve lost it or have it taken from us. Our identity is how we see ourselves, who we are, and how we distinguish ourselves from others, and it’s proof of our existence. Now imagine having your identity stolen and all your information taken away and you lose everything. This is the same feeling homosexuals feel when they have not come out to their loved ones. We fear losing everything, our family’s love, our friends, our jobs, and our relationships. We deny our own identity and hide it in order to blend in with what society views as acceptable and normal. We are at constant war with ourselves because we can’t accept ourselves and fear losing acceptance from our close friends and loved ones. This constant self-war is the result of society and community not accepting us, and the destruction of our identity leads many to sexual addiction or drug abuse, since homosexuals are frowned upon for showing affection in public or holding hands. We can’t function in a relationship until we learn to accept ourselves and this engraved portion of our identity called, homosexuality. Society always seems to show the extremities of gay culture, such as the drag queens and extremely flamboyant homosexuals, and then the major masculine leather homosexuals… but they never seem to show the normal homosexuals who are hard working who are not noticeable until you get to know them.
So just like religion is a big portion of someone’s identity, so is homosexuality. And if the Christians deny homosexuals and damn them, then they make themselves no different from Pontius Pilate and the Romans who persecuted Christians and killed them, forcing them to pray underground or in secret. And I don’t think the crusades or Holy Wars were great justification for killing under god’s name.

SO BACK TO THE BASICS:

If you remove all this crap about laws, societal views, religion, and good versus evil, and go back to the basics… wouldn’t this heterosexuality and homosexuality be nonexistent and become purely instinct? There would be no difference between who we love and mate with, or who we are with; it would only be our instinct and it would be natural.

EIGHTH: TOWER OF BABEL

There was once a time when humankind was so understanding and cooperative with each other that they all worked together and built a tower reaching high into the skies in hopes to unite the heavens with earth. God saw that man was becoming to confident and powerful, so he destroy the tower, scattered the people and made them all speak different tongues so that they would never understand each other and unite so strongly again. These issues are hindrances to the peaceful unity of humankind, and by not learning or not willing to learn about others and just allowing our prejudices to take over… we will never find peace as the same species.

From a homosexual 23 year old.

/my children will think it’s O.K. to have homosexual relations.

What’ll happen if gays get married?
The usual idiots will grumble for a while then say “what the hell; let ‘em be as miserable as the rest of us” and all the controversy will be replaced by something equally silly.

Marriage is not about sex! Marriage is to say, “I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you create a deeper more personal relationship with me in which we devote all of our commitment to each other above everything else?” marriage has nothing to do with who you have sex with and who you don’t have sex with. People don’t get married because they are the most genetically suited to reproduce the most successful offspring. Whether or not two individuals can have a child does not determine whether they are eligible to get married.

Ha. I love how people are arguing a funny joke. Just lighten up and enjoy the “graph”.

I resent this! Im gay and proud of it!

MADE ME GIGGLE

If gay marriage becomes legal, then people will want to marry their iPods.

Unfortunately the whole debate with regards to inter species and the whole sex argument was put into context this week in New York

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a 36 year old Manhattaner was arrested Tuesday evening, the accused who cannot be named for legal reasons was caught committing sexual acts with the cat while waiting for an east bound train appeared in the JC in Orange County, NY. The judge immediately threw the case out of court stating that it is nonsense as this would have been the first recorded event of an NYer putty something into a kitty

that chart is actually incorrect. The part about schools teaching children how to have gay sex, that will actually happen in sex education. They will be forced by political correctness to explain gay intercourse for men and dildos and fingering for women.

I like how a completely feasible outcome is worked in and associated with the other ludicrous outcomes. If gay marriage is socially acceptable, it’s only a matter of time before homosexuality is incorporated into sex education in schools (if it isn’t already).

What about the bisexuals? Do they get to get married too?

dahaha shouldn’t schools teach you how to have gay sex anyway? they teach you how to have heterosexual sex (well they explain it) in the interests of health and safety… but wouldn’t that apply to gay sex, cause that carries heath and safety issues with it too