Freeze Or I’ll Shoot!

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  1. armando gonzalez says:

    too bad that is nothing like real life otherwise it would have been funny

    • dave mccabe says:

      hmm really? it seems pretty spot on to me… perhaps it’s a little hyperbolic but I think it hits a lot of the right nails on their respective heads. How is it “nothing like real life?”

  2. Justin says:

    Agree w/ armando!!

  3. Jake says:

    Nothing like real life? Which real life are you a part of?

  4. ben says:

    what reality are you talking about armando? because, the one i and everyone else live in, this hits home everytime

  5. Kevin says:

    Crawl out from under your rock,This is EXACTLY like real life.

    • Jaime says:

      Sounds like you’re the one under the rock in ‘da hood if this is your real life. Crawl out from under the ghetto and get n ed-u-kayshun.

      • Anonymous says:

        I doesn’t matter if it happens to you, personally, or not, it’s still reality.

        • Jaime says:

          Well, in THAT case… We can just paint a picture of a chimpanzee ripping off your face and eating it, then say it’s real life. As long as it applies to .000001% of a population, then let’s make a cartoon about it and defend its lameness vigorously. Good call.

          *sigh*

      • Anonymous says:

        A woman just got 12 years for selling $31 worth of marijuana. First time offender with 4 children got more time than people distrubting child porn get. This describes the situation perfectly, and this very judge who handed this harsh sentence out to an african american woman, pardoned a sheriffs wife with no jail time in exchange for a simple apology. That woman comitted the same offense recieving not a single day and the other got12 years. Google mother of 4 12 years $31 worth of marijuana, see for yourself how “inaccurate” this comic is

  6. jaime says:

    ok i admit, my previous comments are the rantings of a self-obsessed small-minded child who’s mummy and daddy payed for her to go to an expensive school so she could think she’s clever and succeed, but all the poor bastards got was a selfish self righteous know it all, f#ck up, giant douche of a snotty arsed fleb of a daughter.. God (i believe in you space daddy) i’m such a waste of flesh and organ meat..

  7. Does anyone think before commenting? says:

    Cynicism + hyperbole = funny!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Sensationalist, prescriptivist. Trying too hard. Would have agreed if I was a teenager or a junkie chav.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Ok, I admit, my previous comment is senseless. I have no idea what prescriptivism is, let alone the distinction between universal and linguistic prescriptivism and I have a less than vague understanding of sensationalism. It was after four in the morning, I had wanked my balls dry, I was out of crack, and to top it all a pigeon had flew off with my burberry cap. I just wanted too sound clever.. Sorry guys.

    • jaime says:

      It’s OK, Anonymous. I’m exactly the same kind of empty-headed tool that you are, so at least we’re in each other’s company. I’m taking meds to control my Tourette’s now, so it’s all going to be all right now.

  10. Adrianne says:

    …… and that, my friends, is why you should vote for Ron Paul!

  11. Jumanji says:

    some of the best comments i have ever read.

  12. Roll Skreet says:

    Families of drug dealers being jailed? That’s a little extreme. The war on terror “Freeze or I’ll shoot” is bull-oney too, you’ll just get shot. As for the rest, just try your darndest to not be black.

  13. Dude. Seriously? So the soldiers that are fighting terrorists in other countries of whom these terrorists happen to be located, in the midst of planning to bomb your ass, and kill your family here the states, you are going to sit back, safely in your computer chair, at your apartment, in the middle of suburbia America, and fucking criticize the fact that there are casualties that happen while they eliminate these problems and risk their lives for you?!? FUCK YOU. Dude this country exists because there is someone unlike yourself that has the balls to stand up and say that there is some shit in the world that is going on that is wrong and that they are not going to let it pass without some kind of repercussion. Oh and by the way if these terrorists happen to fuck with this faggot (who drew this cartoon) or his family, or anyone else at all that lives in the US, these same soldiers will still defend them without hesitation, which includes sacrificing their lives if need be. Don’t worry, there is someone looking out for you even though you don’t have the nerve to thank them. The people of America will continue to live a peaceful life in which they do not have to fear outside terrorists and threats because there is someone out there in the mud, dessert, jungle, etc. that has decided that the line has been drawn and it won’t be crossed. There are individuals that suffer on your behalf everyday so you can have the chance to even have the electricity to turn your fucking computer on everyday, to nuke your hot pocket and stuff your fat gut, to walk or drive your lazy lard butt to McDonalds to get a Big Mac and not have to worry about running over an IED, you ungracious fuck. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and pull your puffy, self righteous head out of your ass and the next time you see someone in a military uniform, thank them that you for the chance to live in a free country such as the US. Yes there will always be ways that the country and its ways can be improved but we are well ahead of the curve compared to the rest of the world and we should all be thankful. To those who have dedicated themselves to the our country, the freedoms that we enjoy and at so many times forget, thank you.

    • Freud says:

      Tell us how you really feel. Wait. on second thought, don’t. You’re a moron. Granted, you have one or two good points. Both of which are completely overshadowed by the fact that your entire post is an inane rambling, over-emotional mess.

      I know your mommy never loved you and you feel the need to overcompensate because you’re a terrible person, but screaming at people and baselessly accusing random people of being cigarettes will not make her love you and it certainly won’t make your Oedipal issues go away.

    • northierthanthou.com says:

      You are going to sit back safely in your chair and support the killing of innocents abroad. Yet another point of comparison.

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  68. Weiland says:

    Funny. I can agree with the cop one, because I get reports pretty regularly about abusive cops in the U.S. all the time (though I can’t comment on overarching policy because, frankly, it’s too much of a complex spider web, most parts of which I am not privy to). However, I find it disrespectful to suggest that our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are out there, ineffectually killing innocents, destroying peoples’ livelihoods, and accomplishing jack.

    Especially considering I was there, and have been stationed with (and am still in contact with) people who have been involved from the beginning.

    The sensational anti-war anti-U.S. sentiment paints a gory picture akin to, say, that War Inc. film that came out some years ago. It’s all but completely untrue, however. Our combat arms prided themselves on precision, rules of engagement, and operating only on good intel. You want to know who didn’t? The insurgents we were engaging. I’ve lost count of the number of reports I’ve seen where a haj holed himself up in a house full of innocent people and promptly blew it to kingdom come when the strike team kicked down the front door. The weapons and tactics that were used were both effective and dishonorable, and resulted in most of the casualties on both sides.

    You want to know what else we were doing while we were busy not murdering innocents or waging an “ineffectual” war? Uncovering caches of anthrax and nerve gas and confiscating them. Building water treatment facilities, hospitals, schools, and a variety of other amenities. Training their police (who turns around and stole from their own people and back-stabbed us on regular occasion) to become somewhat competent peace-keeping forces.

    If our sin was anything, it was pride. We accomplished what we set out to do in destroying a threat once and for all, but the overarching terror threat lies far deeper than just one country. Iranian, Syrian, Saudi, Palestinian, and other insurgent mercenaries put up enough of a fight for us to notice their presence. Petraeus’ COIN effort (Counter-Insurgency) was designed to win the hearts and minds of the people there, but the only thing they wanted from us was our money. They were ambitionless, greedy, wicked, and wretched. The only thing those people know how to do is fight – and the one thing they love getting whipped into a frenzy over is their little religious cult. Unites the whole bloody band in their hatred for us.

    So, I would have to disagree with the comic as a whole. Not only are the facts incorrect and the “humor” in poor taste, but – and this goes to all of you who take great enjoyment from prodding fun and judging our men and women in uniform – the implications are inherently disrespectful and dishonorable as well. Regardless of what you may or may not think our servicemen and women are doing out there, the fact remains that they are out there. They joined to serve their country – more than most of you would ever do – and stand on the shoulders of the ones who came before them. They deserve respect and honor.

    If you want to disagree on military tactics or the foreign policies of an administration, so be it. It’s your prerogative as a [theoretical] citizen of the United States. However, I warn you against showing disrespect towards those who serve by insinuating that they are murderers and that their service is ineffectual and useless. Anyone who puts on that uniform deserves admiration and respect, not just for what they are doing or what they stand for, but especially because most of you don’t have the gumption to actually suit up yourselves.

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