The pope has an endorsement to make.

From now on I am a full and total supporter of Stephen Colbert running for the democratic and republican nomination for President of the United States in South Carolina. Mr. Colbert has a platform that all Americans can get behind.

1. He is the favored son of South Carolina

2. He is against the “Homosexual Agenda”

3. He is against Chinese shrimp imports and their effect on the South Carolina shrimp industry

4. He is for a corporate sponsor, preferably a salty snack food

5. He is running to get one delegate cast in his name

You can see the announcement here. I will be following Mr. Colbert’s run for office, and he has earned my full support and endorsement.

THE POPE HAS A FAVORED SON AS WELL!