I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.
Conservative commentator Rich Lowry of the National Review basically saying that Sarah Palin did well because she gave him a boner
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A comment with freudian undertones as strong as Larry Craig’s ‘nasty, naughty, bad boy’ qoute.
At least he’s displaying prototypical heterosexual feelings unlike Larry Craig though (so that’s somewhat of an accomplishment for a perverted Republican).
This coming from a Guy who dumped Chris Buckley from the National Review which his father was the founder. It appears that there should be a place for Lowery to write his soft core thoughts besides the National Review. A Cold Shower Rich !!!!!
That kind of wink is what usually precedes a one-night stand, not a vote in a political campaign. And the guys that fall for it hard often find themselves paying a lot of alimony in a few years, after the rug gets pulled out from under them.