Sorry, already have my token!

“If you have a social need, you’re with Hillary. If you want Obama to be your imaginary hip black friend and you’re young and you have no social needs, then he’s cool”

– A Clinton advisor to the Guardian, via Andrew Sullivan

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Gee, Your Lip Looks Bleached

“Who likes Burt’s Bees now that it’s been bought by Clorox?” Alison Stewart, a host on National Public Radio, said in November. “You know, just slap some bleach on your lips, it’ll all be good.”

From Can Burt’s Bees Turn Clorox Green? in the New York Times.

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Why didn’t anyone listen?

“I should much rather see reasonable agreement with the Arabs on the basis of living together in peace than the creation of a Jewish state. Apart from practical consideration, my awareness of the essential nature of Judaism resists the idea of a Jewish state with borders, an army, and a measure of temporal power no matter how modest. I am afraid of the inner damage Judaism will sustain — especially from the development of a narrow nationalism within our own ranks, against which we have already had to fight strongly, even without a Jewish state.”

– Albert Einstein

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Put Your Huge Cock Under the Misletoe

“I’ve always wanted to take a ridiculously huge cock in my butt. If I let you do me in the bum, will you still respect me enough to take me to Prada?”

From Fancy being lavished during the holidays?

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Oh no, the plague!

“If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague.” – Mike Huckabee

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