You Can Sit At My Table, Fatass

by StiflyStiferson on February 2, 2011 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   221 Views  

Sarah Palin getting on the other side of childhood obesity prevention is, I think, among the most compelling arguments that her political identity is no less than a marketing scheme, cleverly designed to appeal to the segment of society that has been left behind by a world rapidly advancing towards a future in which they don’t speak the language.

Her political persona, seems to be part of a broader Republican political strategy based, less on honest approaches to policy, and more on consoling the weaknesses of the undereducated fringes of society; those in America that have trouble integrating into a world where honest political efficacy requires a growing depth of understanding that they are increasingly estranged to, and fearful of.

A series of metaphors to help paint the picture:

    •Sarah Palin is a cartoon on a cereal box awarding exciting “Nice try” ribbons to Americans who didnt place in the contest of political efficacy.
    •Shes the lady of the night who doesn’t care what you look like, but asks you to leave your vote on the bedside table.
    •Shes, almost literally, the ring leader of a table of fat kids, who resent the merits of popular kids, and are tired of being marginalize.

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  • http://www.goat.cx I Voted For Obama and All I Got Was This Stupid Healthcare

    I find your argument to be shallow and pedantic. Sarah Palin is grossly overqualified for her current position. She governed a state that is right across the water from THE FORMER SOVIET UNION. Her international expertise is eclipsed by her own charisma, which is a rallying cry for the Silent Majority that had stood by while a KENYAN HAWAIIAN, not a US AMERICAN was elected to our presidency. This Silent Majority wants to atone for its mistakes of the past, and her leadership is our path to rebuilding our America for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

    • leah p

      hawaii is NOT in america…obama is jamaican!!

    • Kit

      lol, I love the right being described as silent majority. Have you ever listened to the radio or watched TV?

    • Diana in IN

      Thanks, but no atonement is necessary. Never allow the boob who created the mess to try to fix it – it only compounds the problem(s). I speak from experience as an accountant.

      Furthermore, the right is neither silent nor the majority.

      Oh, and if you are Hawaiian, you are a US American. The ethnicity of being Kenyan is irrelevant. All of our ethnicities are irrelevant – what counts is that we are Americans.

      And international expertise ? ? ? ? ? what she can see Russian from her backyard ?????

  • sethrotall

    learn how to use commas you fucking retard

    • Anonymous

      i dont wanna

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