danzig fiendclub: what up killa
StiflyStiferson: haha
StiflyStiferson: Doing some math
StiflyStiferson: You?
danzig fiendclub: doing some meth
danzig fiendclub: just kidding
danzig fiendclub: fuckin nothin man
StiflyStiferson: Dude, Brandon Trude is doing stand up comedy and Im writing for him
danzig fiendclub: psh
danzig fiendclub: brandon can’t do stand up
StiflyStiferson: Nah, hes not bad
StiflyStiferson: Tell me if you think this is good
StiflyStiferson: He comes out and starts out by impersonating seinfeld saying “So whats the deal with x?” followed by something ironic about x. Repeat a couple times then. switch into normal voice and pay props to seinfeld(so its not so hacky) then talk about an episode of seinfeld-like the one where the dentist converts to judaism for the jokes. then say “I did something kinda like that. I joined the National Association for Down Syndrome-NADS”
StiflyStiferson: So two retards go into a bar
danzig fiendclub: seinfeld isn’t funny
StiflyStiferson: They say ouch
StiflyStiferson: Seinfeld himself or the bit satireing his stand up style?
danzig fiendclub: seinfeld himself
StiflyStiferson: He had his moments
danzig fiendclub: and satiring him is more played out than anna nicole clitoris
StiflyStiferson: But not like IM doing here
StiflyStiferson: Its just a stand entirely devoted to that
StiflyStiferson: People will think for a while that the seinfeld impression is the entire bit
StiflyStiferson: LIke the first one wont be funny
StiflyStiferson: The second one wont be funny
StiflyStiferson: But the third
StiflyStiferson: People will laugh
StiflyStiferson: And that breaks the ice
danzig fiendclub: I guess
StiflyStiferson: For the retard jokes
danzig fiendclub: Writing good funny jokes is harder than a japanese buisnessman in an elementary school
StiflyStiferson: What the fuck?
danzig fiendclub: Cause japanese buisnessmen are notorious for having sex with children
StiflyStiferson: Really?!
danzig fiendclub: yeah
StiflyStiferson: I had no idea
StiflyStiferson: Hahaha
danzig fiendclub: like little kid prostitutes
StiflyStiferson: Are you sure?
danzig fiendclub: pretty sure
StiflyStiferson: Are you sure that it isnt you just having abad experience as a little boy in russia when your mom was short on cash>