Drifts to my displeasure
Written By StiflyStiferson on November 22nd, 2005 | Trackback URI
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Fall has fallen
And Summer has set
Winter has come
Much to my regret.
Now in this season
I sit at my station
With cold, clammy hands comes
Uncomfortable masturbation.
are you sitting on your hand for 30 minutes and performing the stranger?
Im more of a danger wanker
StiflyStiferson you know how to cut to the core of me
Haha, what the hell is a danger wanker? Is that when you like do it in traffic or something?
Danger Wank - The art of tossing off and while you are about to come, shouting downstairs to your mom or wife / family member to come up to see you, then you have to finish off and clear up before you are caught and scolded.
Hahahaha, gross. Do you pull that on Kit?
Im more of a Dutch Oven man when it comes to my brother.
Your brother looks like a dirty sanchez kind of boy to me
Well, word has it Kit is a purveyor of the Afterburner - Get well-positioned with your partner. Missionary or doggystyle works best here. Just as you cum, cut a huge fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.