Meet Mitch

It’s only January and his name’s already been popping up in the news ad nauseum. Here are some of the Minority Leader’s best worst moments captured on video.

Mitch Filibusters His Own Bill

Passing this bill would have removed the proverbial gun from everyone’s heads surrounding the debt ceiling debacle, but when Mitch realized that Senator Harry Reid would agree to vote on the bill, he reneged. After all, McConnell is deathly allergic to progress and fiscal responsibility.

Obamacare Must Go, But We Can’t Help Those Who Will Be Without Coverage…Again

Rare, factual statement on McConnell’s behalf: “There won’t be a 2700 page Republican reform.” In fact, it will consist of zero.

Top Political Priority: Obama As A One-Termer

Because God forbid McConnell serve for the good of the people. You know, the ones who, as a majority, voted for Barack Obama…twice.