Peanut Butter, The Atheist’s Nightmare!

Written by Video of the Day on March 28th, 2007 | Trackback URI |

Finally, my PROOF! God, I needed this. All of my friends have been all up in arms about ‘science‘ this, ‘science‘ that. Well I don’t NEED science, I got G-O-D on my side. And he is tall and white and has not yet committed adultery or molested a child as proven by a jury of his peers. So you know what, all you HIGH and MIGHTY thinkers, science may be all ‘factual’ and ‘proven’ and ‘thought out’, but I only need one FABLE, and that’s the Bible. God’s word, spoken straight through the mouth hole of a bastard Jew child who liked carpentry. I mean, what makes sense, a 2000 year old super hero or tested ‘theory‘ and ‘science‘? Jesus is the best, and if you don’t think so, he’ll poke your eye out and kick Allah in the testicles at the same time.

10 Responses to “Peanut Butter, The Atheist’s Nightmare!”

  1. Matt says:
    March 28th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    I’m allergic to peanut butter. Where does that fit in?

  2. alec says:
    March 28th, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    It means your allergic to God and Booker T. Washington. Which makes you the anti-christ and a racist at the same time. Happy now?

  3. hamsterloveday says:
    March 28th, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    ahhh! i think i found life in my peanut butter. how do i know if it’s really alive?

  4. I_love_Jesus says:
    March 29th, 2007 at 10:08 am

    You make think that you don’t need science. A lot of misinformed and ignorant people think that they don’t. But you should realize that science, when applied properly, proves God! Look at all the info.

  5. alec says:
    March 29th, 2007 at 10:14 am

    Yah, look at the info, you IDIOTS. I mean come on there’s the fucking peanut butter. You think SCIENCE could design a platypus? Or a banana? NO! Because then science would be dumb.

  6. Ok...but says:
    March 29th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Don’t you need oxygen for life to happen? A sealed jar of peanut butter doesn’t have oxygen. In fact if you put a living human being in a seal jar he or she would last what? five minutes, tops? Not only can you not get any new life in a sealed jar of peanut butter, it pretty much destroys any existing life, except stuff that stays dormant. So tell me again, how does this prove anything?

  7. alec says:
    March 29th, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    No, you don’t need oxygen for life to happen. You need prayer. Lots of it. And an ark. With lots of dinosaurs. And plenty of Jesus. But not enough so that the Jews could get there hands on him again. And if you put ME in a sealed jar, I’d love forever, because I’m clever and resourceful.

  8. huhummm says:
    April 2nd, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    I’m not an atheist. In fact I’m a proud Catholic. But this line of reasoning is one of the worst I’ve heard. I can only imagine the many ways the most prolific atheists would put him to shame. He’s not using his God-given brain! I pity the idiot who would accept his argument hook, line and sinker. For the love of Christ, please delete this video.

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