There is no better way to celebrate Malaria Awareness Day than by sending our goofiest commander in beef to do some dancing with the natives (I hope they don’t give him the gay or the AIDS — I hear that stuff is contagious just by trying to help non-whites!!). PS. Am I allowed a simian comparison if old Bushy isn’t black??
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