All Aboard the Double Talk Express

It’s everybody’s favorite senile geriatric Presidential candidate, John McCain, the conductor of America’s straighttalk doubletalk whatevertalk Express, which serves kidney pies for 5 cents and flies straight up to heaven after departing from Concord with free IED’s! While he’s certainly busy being an effective Senator, he also has plenty of time to talk with the young ragamuffins who hate freedom and the influx of limbs from dead American soldiers so much that they dislike the Iraq War! In between shining George Bush’s shoes and finding new and creative ways to losing the Republican nomination, he had enough time in his busy schedule to get Jon Stewart’s foot placed solidly up his ass:

Of course, there’s a rational behind this — like McCain’s brilliant idea to make a UNITED NATIONS – GI JOE DIVISION that will feature all of the worlds super-tough Democracies. Who’s ready to feast on Lebanese children for breakfast?

donmeaker
The UN is a trade organization for executive branchs of governments around the world. All governments are corrupt, but most governments are more corrupt than that of the US, in share, if not in total amount skimmed.
Less corrupt governments tend to be democracies. Having the likes of Iran, Cuba, China, and Saudi Arabia in a body whose function is to restrict the operations of dictatorships is rather like inviting your local mafia dons to your District Attorney meetings.
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Don: That was a very articulate comment though I would disagree with it. Russia and Iran are democracies, though they’re government institutions are political rather than bereaucratic (ie politicization of the state). I’m not quite sure what they’re trading in the UN though if you care to elaborate, and I’m pretty sure the UN’s intention is to resolve/minimize international disputes and uphold human rights, though dictatorships are far more likely to create these problems then true democracies. And the democracies in charge of this (the UN security council) are doing a pretty miserable job so far.