Donkey Love
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In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.
Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root. Think I’m kidding? Check out this investigative report:
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The name of the country is Colombia, and the locals are called Colombians.
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That’s not what I mean by my web site name “Love Across Borders”.
This is what I get for spending my time in the Upper West side, David. Thanks for the mistake, I’m going to go flirt with a mule and see if I can get to second base.
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[...] From PBH: In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys. [...]
I myself am a active zoo. I can recall several fond memories of my neighbors ponies back at our house in maine. it’s good to see our kind presented in a neither good nor bad light, we just are. we’re ordinary people with unusual taste. good times.
They don’t punch the donkey, do they?
A relaxed burro make the coffee picking go muy faster.
alec,do not approach a mule,all mules are male,
they will kick the shit out of you..
Bill: What if I’m gentle?? You gotta go slow babyyyyyyyy….
…And I thought Colombians were just kinky!
Q. What’s the worst part about fucking a donkey?
A. Having to walk around to give it a kiss.
BTW:
Billfry is wrong. The donkey is the offspring (son or daughter) of a mule and a horse. Mules are either male and female as are both horses and donkeys. There is no species I can think of that is “always just male.”
oops - I was totally wrong about the names of the beasts but correct about the gender issue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule
So - even thought I was “wrong” I am still right…
The host of the show keeps pronouncing Cartagena incorrectly. How can he actually be in the town and mispronounce it. Fuckin’ Yankees. Investigative reporting my ass (get it? “ass”?)
I don’t see anything wrong with having sex with a donkey but I prefer anal sex with a male donkey.
TommyZ - Garfiend is an ass not a donkey.
Around where I live, we don’t even bother with women anymore.
Ooooh…Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…aaaaammm…fuckin’ an animal!
Fuckin’ an animal
Holding on the horns
Fuckin’ an animal
I’m involved with porn
Fuckin’ an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here…
In my animal
Drinkin’ fifty beers
Fuckin’ an animal
Blowin’ fifty steers
Fuckin’ an animal
Oh, I’m a fuckin’ queer
Fuckin’ an animal
Didn’t need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent…
Oh, animal
Lovely animal
Arrrrggggghh!
Animal!
Didn’t have to say-ee please
Fuckin’ an animal
With Legionnaires disease
I’m fuckin’ an animal
Damn hard on the knees…
I’m fuckin’ an animal
ANIMAL!!!
Animal fucker on the loose
Fuckin’ an animal
I’ll go from dog to goose
Fuckin’ an animal
One time I fucked a moose
Fuckin’ an animal
Now the animal’s in pain!
It’s in pain, it’s in pain, it’s in pain (terrible pain).
But now it starts to rain
But I’m still the same…
Meet my animal
Animal!!
Oh, animal
Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal
Animal!
Not proud of what I do…
I’m fuckin’ an animal
I had a great time at the zoo
I’m fuckin’ an animal
Cause you won’t let me fuck you…
Animal!
Spoken: I’m not willing to spend any more time on that song…
GWAR: Ha!
Now I wanna sing “Sex Cow” too!
The Atchinator says:
The host of the show keeps pronouncing Cartagena incorrectly. How can he actually be in the town and mispronounce it. Fuckin’ Yankees. Investigative reporting my ass (get it? “ass”?)
and thats what you see wrong with the video? LoL
Burning Man decided to change their theme this year from The Green Man to “Donkey Fucking”
Seriously …WTF Man!?!?
Are they fkn out of thei’r fkn minds??
Fucking Animals …THATS FKN WRONG!!
FUCK U COLOMBIANS; I HOPE Y’ALL GET RAPE & BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U!
FUCK YOU Shauna & K.iaa ! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE OUR DONKEYS WONT FUCK YOU!!!
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every other woman is 10 and the ugly ones a 7 and they are fucking donkeys
hi iwent to the donkey festival of love last year it was fucking awesome i can still smell and taste the donkeys cunt on my goatee now i have fond memories now when i jerk off have brought my ticket for next years lama festival in peru
hi i too went to the donkey love festival but i could not feel anything because when i tried to fuck the donkeys my little 2inch cock would not give me pleasure in their big sloppy holes so iam going to go to brazil for this years hampster festival then onto mexico for the rat fucking festival yippie
i too went to the donkey fuck festival and had the best sex of my whole life they taste great when you tounge them out i also get them to piss all over me while i jerk off i whish they had them on kangaroo island
This is for Gwar;
The animal should be caressed and loved. A good zoo thinks of the animal first.
Sex should be wonderful and pleasurable for both, not painful.
Before proceeding with an encounter consider the results of your actions. Then if you conclude that the animal would be in pain or discomfort in a particular encounter don’t proceed with the act.
hi there everyone i went to the donkey love festival just last week they have too big of a hole for my little cock so i got a local little boy to suck my cock while i fisted the donkey it was the best sex i have ever had then the donkey cum all over my face and i jerked off again on the little boy i recommend it to one and all
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tulls u a fag…………
yall are sick mutha fuckas!!!!!