Courtesy of Christopher Hitchens on CNN, who provides probably the quickest turn around of ‘unexpected death to historical legacy bitch slap‘ on CNN last night. I’m happy to see it, because I think Falwell is one of the biggest pieces of shit to inhabit this earth in recent times and I can’t stand people regarding him as a person of faith or belief or someone who actually contributed a single positive thing to humanity or someone who had a ‘mixed legacy‘. The guy was an obnoxious zealot prick. And while I am neither homosexual nor necrophiliac, if I had access to Falwell’s corpse, I’d probably put my penis directly into his butthole to desecrate his god forsaken corpse to facilitate his trip to the gay-filled hell he secretly always dreamed of. (And by the way, the ultimate irony is Fred Phelps of ‘God Hates Fags so I’m going to say this at every funeral’ fame is going to picket Falwells funeral).
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