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Welcome to your future America: dumb, white, and jobless.

Oh, gee. Help me out here guys.

I can’t think of any policies right off the bat.

To be honest witcha, I dunno an’thang about her furrin policy ..

She’s someone who can make a difference. … I dunno, I guess I never really thought about it.

Umm, I’m not really sure.

I’m not sure. Where ya going with that? What issues?

She’s for cutting taxes, um, you know, making a more entrepreneurial, um entrepreneurial…. just… like… conducive environment for our country, you know, getting back to less government, less government dependence on things, back to individuals and just.. healthy, healthy country.

The state that did govern… was right across the street from Russia. … I’m sure she had boundary issues she had to deal with.

Governor of Alaska is the only one that has a top security… That means if anything happens on the borders on that side, she’s the first one on the line of attack.

Well, I watch Fox News a lot!

But as usual, we have a weiner:

Q: What rights do you think are being imposed on?

A: Well I’m a Christian, and and American, and you know freedom

Conclusion: This political theater is really keeping me from appreciating the spectrum of socio-economic injustices waged against me by the upper class on a daily basis. Ergo: DEY DERK DER FREE-DUMBS!!!

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    • [...] her policies but they were ready to vote for her. Its crazy! Be scared America. These are voters! source Tweet [...]

      Pingback | November 23, 2009
    • girl talk

      to be honest, i am a little upset that the universe didn’t end after i finished watching this video. the grammar is so upsetting.

      Comment | November 23, 2009
    • Syco #1

      I can’t wait till they put her on the dollar bill. The girls have been able to jo to Alexander Hamilton’s studly frame for forever, but now there’s finally one for the bros. I’ll never have to awkwardly place my laptop above the john again, not when I can buy my hand lotion for 3 palin fifty.

      Comment | November 24, 2009
    • Pft, Alexander Hamilton? I’ll take Andrew Jackson any of the day. That Indian slaying son of a bitch gets me all hot and bothered everytime.

      Comment | November 24, 2009
    • The Athenian Arts…

      …an interesting post over at . …..

      Trackback | December 20, 2009