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Yarr! Tharr be Pirates!

Written By Wiki Safari on October 1st, 2009  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Hello there loves, Wiki Safari here again bringing all the excitement and adventure of an Internet hunting trip straight to your homes.

* We’ll start with some video, first a ridiculous football play. Way to go wanker, now you’re never going to be johnny football star. Oh Johnny, you’ll always be #1 in my heart. I don’t want to sound queer on nothing, but I’d really like to make love to you.

* Look! A chipmunk! It thinks it’s people! I would love to see someone replace Jar Jar Binks with a hamster. I’m just going to throw that out there. Hopefully someday my dream will be realized.

* Speaking of dreams, isn’t this broad a peach? Nothing gets me hotter than an armed woman. An armed and legged woman I guess. What? It must be two for one day, because you are getting DOUBLE THE PLEASURE, DOUBLE THE FUN! Woman pirate!! I’d walk her plank, I’d go down to her Davy Jones’ locker, I’d give her oral pleasure.

* Speaking of oral pleasure, Michael Jackson is still pleasuring us to this day. Did you know that Thriller was inspired by Tchaikovsky?

* More music via listentothis: There, there by Radiohead

* 4chan had a funny meme! It was about forms of -isms represented by generic red and blue figures

* Speaking of wars, the EU just published a report on the Russian-Georgian war of last year and blamed Georgia for starting it. It also said that Russia went too far in stopping it. This is how I saw it too, what do you think?

* Last but not least, the wikipedia articles of the day are wikinews articles describing the natural disasters that recently hit Oceania, first Typhoon Ketsana, and then the Samoan earthquake and tsunami.
If you can, please donate to the Red Cross.

See you next time safari lovers!

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    • Johnny, do like football? Johnny, do you like Depeche Mode?!

      Comment | October 1, 2009