Take that Afeminine Baseball Bot:

“Alex was kissing Latino people’s asses,” Guillen, who’s from Venezuela, said in the most recent issue of Sports Illustrated. “He knew he wasn’t going to play for the Dominicans; he’s not a Dominican!”

“I hate hypocrites: He’s full of [expletive],” Guillen told Sports Illustrated. “The Dominican team doesn’t need his ass. It’s the same with [Nomar] Garciaparra playing for Mexico. Garciaparra only knows Cancun because he went to visit.”