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Ha! Science. What has science ever given us? I’ll tell you what it’s given us: Nazi’s, Puma footwear and apparel, intrusive anal-based exams, medicine, and other forms of wizardry. Frankly, me and the rest of the unenlightened Judeo-Christian world don’t need it’s hog wash anymore. When I get prostate cancer, I want them to bathe me in holy water so I can let Jesus’ magic remove the embodiment of sin (or as the Practitioners of Atheism, aka Doctors, would have me believe, the uncontrolled division of cells). These sins include but are not limited to looking at my sister’s breasts at age 14 and briefly glancing at a homosexual couple.

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    12 Comments

    • Long live the Time Cube!

      Comment | March 20, 2007
    • Dave

      Dirty, Dirty Science!
      Science is a SIN and should be eradicated along with homosexuals, democrats, commies and gypsies.

      Comment | March 20, 2007
    • Dave: Please don’t forget disabled children and minorities. You know they’re just going to vote LIBERAL because they’re all like ‘hey I don’t like being lynched or discriminated against and my retard wheelchair can’t go up stairs or escalators like a person with normal legs’. I mean, come on, grow up.

      Comment | March 21, 2007
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      Pingback | March 21, 2007
    • made of fail

      way to be a faggot. this is made by the “onion” a fake news group. good job

      Comment | March 22, 2007
    • Kit

      The “Onion”, is that like Fox News?

      Comment | March 22, 2007

    • My faggotism is on full blast. Fill me full of twigs, boys!

      Comment | March 22, 2007
    • Klo

      This makes me laugh at the stupidity of some people.

      Comment | March 22, 2007
    • Cameron

      I’m sorry; where was christianity and science in conflict? This is pure antichristian propoganda.

      Comment | March 22, 2007
    • Sam

      To quote Isaac Asimov,

      “If read in its proper context, the Bible is the most potent form of atheism ever written.”

      Comment | March 22, 2007
    • Anti-Christian propaganda? No way! I love Jesus and his many well-versed minions.

      Comment | March 23, 2007
    • By the way, Jesus once gave me a rim job while the bunny rabbit sucked me off. My ebay review of it would be “A++++ excellent shipping”

      Comment | March 23, 2007