Malarkey is an important word, handed down by our forefathers to express our disgust with the phoniness of life. I want this word preserved, so when I am a crotchety 50 year old man and one of those damned blacks steals my lawn ornaments, I’ll say ‘what a bunch of malarkey’.
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Also to be included: daggammit, sassafras.
Also: dingbat, goofball, happy camper.
Also: what a load of bull, Johnny Hollywood.
Jiminy Cricket! This word list is the bee’s knees for all you hepsters and hipsters. Don’t be left in squaresville Daddio, join this man train today!
Flim flam. Oshkosh begosh.
You know what word y’all obviously haven’t forgotten? CIRCLEJERK!