Or did it end up in the toilet bowl? It turns out that several high ups in the Bush White House were frequent customers of the DC ‘Madam’ (why is a female pimp called a Madam, by the way? When I think of Madam, I think of my French tutor), including this pedophilia-in-waiting Randall Tobias, a former U.S. AID director who partook in a wonderful loyalty oath, that, wait for it, made employees swear not to get prostitutes:

Former U.S. AID director Randall Tobias, who resigned yesterday upon admitting that he frequented a Washington escort service, oversaw a controversial policy advocated by the religious right that required any US-based group receiving anti-AIDS funds to take an anti-prostitution “loyalty oath.”

And want to know something even more sickening? Guess who got a Purple Heart. George Bush. I’m done. Seriously.