Comments on: Thoughts of the Average American http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/ The Pen Is Mightier Than Thy Wench Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:16:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Der Onion Stole Der Content!!! http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-88135 Der Onion Stole Der Content!!! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:34:14 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-88135 [...] Years Ago, Kit on PBH: We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the [...] [...] Years Ago, Kit on PBH: We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the [...]

]]> By: alec http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-87618 alec Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:50:31 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-87618 Update: Adam and Steve can run the motion offense, except for it's Tim Tebow and he spends his nights making queer love to Jesus. Update: Adam and Steve can run the motion offense, except for it’s Tim Tebow and he spends his nights making queer love to Jesus.

]]> By: Rudolph the Red Nosed 9/11 Reindeer | Prose Before Hos http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19811 Rudolph the Red Nosed 9/11 Reindeer | Prose Before Hos Wed, 09 May 2007 14:53:19 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19811 [...] by the way, to Gawker, for putting up our Thoughts of the Average American in their Blogorehea feature (we’d have it no other way!). For other hilarious exposes, check [...] [...] by the way, to Gawker, for putting up our Thoughts of the Average American in their Blogorehea feature (we’d have it no other way!). For other hilarious exposes, check [...]

]]> By: The Top 10 PBH Posts | Prose Before Hos http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19735 The Top 10 PBH Posts | Prose Before Hos Tue, 08 May 2007 16:27:46 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19735 [...] they’re a personal favorite of mine. Check out Thoughts of the Average American, Part 1 and Part 2, followed by Soliloquy from Anonymous Middle [...] [...] they’re a personal favorite of mine. Check out Thoughts of the Average American, Part 1 and Part 2, followed by Soliloquy from Anonymous Middle [...]

]]> By: Kit http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19721 Kit Tue, 08 May 2007 14:57:28 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19721 Ah, in Indiana we run our meth labs on failed lottery tickets and broken dreams. We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the motion offense. We believe in simplicity, like always voting Republican for president. It makes things easier in the long run, and we can vote for 3rd party candidates without worrying that we are taking votes away from the Democrats because the Democrats basically are a 3rd party when it comes to president. Ah, in Indiana we run our meth labs on failed lottery tickets and broken dreams. We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the motion offense. We believe in simplicity, like always voting Republican for president. It makes things easier in the long run, and we can vote for 3rd party candidates without worrying that we are taking votes away from the Democrats because the Democrats basically are a 3rd party when it comes to president.

]]> By: erich http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19719 erich Tue, 08 May 2007 12:49:49 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19719 Simple. In Iowa our meth-labs run on ethanol. We are also conservatives as a huge F-you to our farmer parents, or we are liberals as a huge F-you to all the townies in Ames, instead of the other way around. And in Iowa, we don't believe in levees, we will just rebuild bitches, because we are hard core. There is of course no 4th difference, because I've lived in New York for the past 13 years, and I have learned that everywhere outside of NYC (where we are all worldly, and open minded) is exactly the same, a steaming pile of fat stupidity. Simple. In Iowa our meth-labs run on ethanol. We are also conservatives as a huge F-you to our farmer parents, or we are liberals as a huge F-you to all the townies in Ames, instead of the other way around. And in Iowa, we don’t believe in levees, we will just rebuild bitches, because we are hard core. There is of course no 4th difference, because I’ve lived in New York for the past 13 years, and I have learned that everywhere outside of NYC (where we are all worldly, and open minded) is exactly the same, a steaming pile of fat stupidity.

]]> By: Kit http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19701 Kit Tue, 08 May 2007 07:00:04 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19701 MiddleAmericanVolvoDriver: I like the cut of your gib, would you like to write for a Minor League Blog publication with aspirations of the Big Leagues? If you can differentiate Iowa from Indiana with at least 4 ironic comments, you win the Indie Prize of the Week, which I believe is syphilis. Anyways, please write to alec@prosebeforehos.com if you are interested. MiddleAmericanVolvoDriver: I like the cut of your gib, would you like to write for a Minor League Blog publication with aspirations of the Big Leagues? If you can differentiate Iowa from Indiana with at least 4 ironic comments, you win the Indie Prize of the Week, which I believe is syphilis. Anyways, please write to alec@prosebeforehos.com if you are interested.

]]> By: MiddleAmericanVolvoDriver http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19684 MiddleAmericanVolvoDriver Tue, 08 May 2007 01:27:28 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19684 It's Ok that i reside in ________(insert middle American state)________, because i've slept on couches in New York and/or LA, I talk loudly about both indie film and indie music, I know at least three blogs that i can post on anonymously and talk shit on the people that live in the closest proximity to myself. It’s Ok that i reside in ________(insert middle American state)________, because i’ve slept on couches in New York and/or LA, I talk loudly about both indie film and indie music, I know at least three blogs that i can post on anonymously and talk shit on the people that live in the closest proximity to myself.

]]> By: hamsterloveday http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19683 hamsterloveday Tue, 08 May 2007 01:01:29 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19683 TL-- Let me enlighten you with some quotes from out revered leaders in the US of A, all in the wake of the AIDS crisis in the gay community in the 80s and 90s: "AIDS is God's judgement of a society that does not live by His rules." -Jerry Falwell, TV televangelist "It is patriotic to have the AIDS test and be negative." -Cory Servaas, Presidentila AIDS Commission "The logical outcome of testing is a quarantine of those infected." -Jesse Helms, U.S. Senator Homophobia is the American way! TL– Let me enlighten you with some quotes from out revered leaders in the US of A, all in the wake of the AIDS crisis in the gay community in the 80s and 90s:

“AIDS is God’s judgement of a society that does not live by His rules.” -Jerry Falwell, TV televangelist

“It is patriotic to have the AIDS test and be negative.” -Cory Servaas, Presidentila AIDS Commission

“The logical outcome of testing is a quarantine of those infected.” -Jesse Helms, U.S. Senator

Homophobia is the American way!

]]> By: TL http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19674 TL Mon, 07 May 2007 23:42:21 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19674 Regarding the "Aids cures fags" picture, the Phelps family is a radical cult that does not represent the average right-wing fanatic, much less the average American. The suggestion is not only in bad taste, but also not even that funny. Regarding the “Aids cures fags” picture, the Phelps family is a radical cult that does not represent the average right-wing fanatic, much less the average American. The suggestion is not only in bad taste, but also not even that funny.

]]> By: Kit http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19667 Kit Mon, 07 May 2007 22:55:46 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19667 State college - public school :-/ State college – public school :-/

]]> By: alec http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/comment-page-1/#comment-19666 alec Mon, 07 May 2007 22:46:23 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/06/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2/#comment-19666 All you could give us was sophmore college student? Wait -- public or private school? All you could give us was sophmore college student? Wait — public or private school?

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