The More You Blow

While the good ol’ boys from Nebraska are fighting the untold millions of Muslim Islamic Muslim Brown Extremist Terrorists, it’s important to realize that there’s a war going on in America too. And that war is against the homosexuals who want to practice their sexual deviance willy nilly while us good hearted Christians are locked at home, stuck watching reruns of Survivor and wondering when Jesus will drop more AIDS bombs to cleanse the population.