Even though it isn’t Fatwa Friday, I’m about to raise the stakes a little bit after reading this article in the New York Magazine Look Book (via the Times Deal Book). I’m declaring a Jihad on Natasha Mitra, a 26 year old who graced the pages purely on her merits as a conspicuous consumer and her abilities to embody all the traits of a vapid Manhattanite whore. Seriously, read this spiritless scorpion wenches answers to the interview questions:
Was the bag expensive?
Yes—about $3,500. I guess a lot of craftsmanship goes into it. Accessories for me are the key. I have about twenty bags, and I don’t know how many shoes. But they’re Vuitton, they’re Versace, they’re Gucci, and they’re Dior.And your sunglasses?
They’re D&G. I was really excited to find them. They’re wild and crazy and different.What do you do for a living?
I work in private equity. I love the sector that I work in, which is the consumer and retail group. It’s an area that I’m passionate about. I love to consume. Consuming is my specialty.
Who made you, and why? Regardless, it’s official from Imam Prose Before Hos — JIHAD ON NATASHA MITRA!
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It looks like the jihad has started…
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635189&mc=149&forum_id=2
Yes! I’m glad there are other believers. All it takes is a little bit of work…
you must be kidding me. don’t be hating on the girl – she’s a smart girl who earned the goods. if you’re hot like her, have brains like her, and have a job like her’s, you’d be shopping up and down madison as well.
Yes, if I were a spoiled vapid tramp, I would be spending my entire life obsessing over trivial wares and textiles. Unfortunately, I’m a lonesome cynical piece of shit, so I spend my time using sarcasm a coping mechanism and throwing my spare change at homeless people.
The jihad continues…
http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/05/fwd-a-suitable-girl/
And the Desis go nuts:
http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/004458.html#more
It’s all fun and games until she ends up in the Bowery with her skirt up, getting double teamed by a bunch of cornballs from Jersey.
Especially when those Jersey cornballs are from gawker.com
http://www.gawker.com/news/looking-at-the-look-book/jessica-joffe-and-faran-krentcil-administer-the-look-book-coup-de-grace-263301.php
She has all the taste of a hooker in Cotes d’Azur. First off, she’s not remotely hot. And secondly, she’s got cheesy/tacky style. Proof that a tiny little bit of money (and she’s far from rich if she’s still an associate) handed to a clueless, insecure girl = another fashion casualty.
And you moronites are going to B-school to do social service only and live a life of suffering all your life!! You have one life ….. to live.
She needs to get a clue. It’s shameful that she would portray herself as a materialistic striver with no class. D&G, Gucci? Come on, get some taste. I bet her ridiculous sunglass and hideous bag will go nicely with the new rims on her car or her Bluetooth earpiece.
Well, I’m pretty satisfied that when you Google Natasha Mitra, I’m the second result that pops up. Let this be a lesson to anyone stupid enough to display their vapid and superficial desires in a major magazine.
Natasha: If you ever read this and are embarrassed/pissed off, I’ll take down this page on one condition: you apologize for being born.
PETER DARLING… AN ASSOCIATE AT A PRIVATE EQUITY FIRM MAKES 250,000 A YEAR….IF YOU DON’T KNOW … DONT TALK.
I remeber this article and i don’t know her but i hate her! She’s probarbly missing alot in her life so she compensates by spending thousands to make herself happy.
Oh and just because someone from Louis Vuitton calls you doesn’t mean they love you…they just want your money!
Natasha Mitra is a loser!
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