I may as well turn this into anti-Semitic, anti-Arab examinations blog, but DSF takes the cake about Linsday Lohan:
I have never really looked into Lohan’s genealogy, but I have a feeling she’s a Jew. The main reason is because she’s from Long Island and everyone in Long Island is Jew but she also works in entertainment and all people in entertainment are Jews, except for the black people but no one notices them because they make really bad/obnoxious movies. She’s also a bit of a whiner and she’s railin’ yay like it’s going out of style, something only rich jewish kids do and she’s also been hospitalized 10 times in the last year, something Jews do, because they go see specialists for every fucking everyday symptom of disease. The defining Jew moment was when I saw these pics where she’s rockin’ a Jew outfit. If you are a Jewish girl, you’ll know what I am talking about…..
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Ouch…
The guy who writes Drunken stepfather is pretty clearly neither Mexican nor anti-semitic, but rather some dude from Quebec who may or may not be himself Jewish (I’m guessing “may”) who is doing his best to ape the style and tone of Vice Magazine, also from Montreal, which he also disparages on occasion with often lackluster results.
I have read your comments, feel free to direct any complaints to “info@drunkenstpefather.com”.
I would be more than happy to clear things up for you, if you care, which you do, since you took the time to write all that out.
You will see that you are VERY wrong in EVERYTHING you stated. Obviously, you are not a reader of my site and your ignorance is not your fault. We all have weaknesses, yours just happens to be in logic. I am sure you’re good at drawing or someshit.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Yeah, go draw me a boat motherfucker.
You draw me my lost virginity.
I LIKE CHICO’S TACOS!
LONG LIVE JESUS MARTINEZ!
i love jesus. i saw him from across the street today and i got so excited and yelled his name at the top of my lungs, and in turn i tripped, and stubbed/scraped my toe on the cement, and it still hurts right now and i have two bandaids on it cuz im scared im gonna get the flesh eating disease…. all because i wanted to say hi.