The Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

My newest addition to Urban Dictionary:

The Sarah Jessica Parker Effect – When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You’re a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

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  1. AlvinBlah says:

    yeah, it’s so true too. She just used plastic surgery to hide how ugly she is, now she just looks like another Michael Jackson hack job.

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