From the Washington Post article on the rise of crime in a gay neighborhood in the Village:
“My name is Paper. Put that in a big P, in bold. I’m a hustler,” said Alan a.k.a. Paper. Despite the police van just five yards away, and his own low-grade homophobia, he keeps chanting. He pulls in $700 a week just on the strip. “Everyone knows that gays carry mad cash.”
And an NYTimes article on a ‘body-snatcher’ in Detroit:
“My theory?” Mr. Thomas offered. “White people kill themselves. Black people kill each other. Chinese people don’t die.”
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