A Real Horatio Alger (with vomit / genocide)

Escape a genocide in Sudan and come to Atlanta! A good idea, sort of:

He was attacked, robbed, held at gunpoint, and the Atlanta police gave him a little business card that said “Citizen Complaint” or something like that, with a phone number on it. It was like the thing you’d be given after complaining about the sound of some party next door. That’s the kind of card he got for being attacked and held at gunpoint.

But the fairy tale ends well, because he gets to write a book with Dave Eggers! Get robbed and then have Dave Eggers write a book about you! It’s like the American dream, with vomit all over it.

I hope Dave Eggers dies of a prolapsed ego

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Is this real???

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