You are a weird little people

I had always assumed those little people were good at controlling themselves and that’s what made them such powerful ninjas. But apparently they can barely keep their hands to themselvse: Japan ‘groper’ dies after fleeing.

Also: 10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:

1. You can’t drive
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth
3. The peace sign is outdated
4. Rice is not a main course
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird
6. Feet were meant to grow
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten
9. You don’t need above a 4.0 to graduate
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory

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