{"id":1043,"date":"2007-05-04T16:01:08","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T21:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/05\/04\/hey-free-internet-idiocy\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:00:59","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:00:59","slug":"hey-free-internet-idiocy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/05\/04\/hey-free-internet-idiocy\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, free internet idiocy"},"content":{"rendered":"

You want to know why the internet is cool? Because everyone’s a fucking expert. Get a domain, post some flim flam, and you are officially source material for some poor college students thesis paper.<\/p>\n

Take this rant on thelastpsychiatrist.com, leading you to believe that a legitimate psychiatrist is informing the general public with his or her BLOG. WRONG. Check out this fabulous piece<\/a>, which descends into the nether regions of porn viewing, leading into grand yim yammering that concludes that the prevalence of porn and thus masturbation are leading to decreasing birth rates. Well guess what, rookie bi-yatch, the highest correlated variable for declining birth rates is EDUCATION. Specifically female education, and not the kind where there teacher penetrates them with a ruler. If you’re looking for more pontifications on subjects unknown by various anonymous electronic idiots, I suggest America’s Next Top Model Controversy: Glamorizing Violence Against Women?<\/a> — because nothing says intelligence like charging around, fighting a battle already waged in the 60’s.<\/p>\n

If you’re actually looking something interesting \/ intelligent to read on a blog (I know, it’s possible??), I suggest America Has Become “Politically Radioactive”<\/a> on Atlantic Review or if you feel like contributing to a lost cause, poke Nancy Pelosi with calls for impeachment<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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