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A funny\/gross thing happened this morning Black Friday. My dog is getting older and has been doing strange things haha. This morning I was the first one up because I was the only one that couldn’t take off from work. I was drinking a cup of milk still trying to wake up, as my dog moved more towards the door and looked at me, (this ussually signals he wants to go out to do his business) but a lot of times he fakes just so he can sniff around. I was in a hurry so I kept drinking my milk, when a bon bon shaped large turd popped out of him. Haha, he heard it hit the ground looked back, then looked back at me.. saying see I told you with his eyes. You win already I said in my head I’ll take you out, I guess he really did have to go.<\/p>\n

P.S. I thought about leaving it for my dad, haha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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