{"id":1179,"date":"2007-06-07T13:12:30","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T18:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/06\/07\/united-we-stand-moonbounce-edition\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:59:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:59:26","slug":"united-we-stand-moonbounce-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/06\/07\/united-we-stand-moonbounce-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"United We Stand — Moonbounce Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I was reading my daily liberal periodical, I came across an article about Hillary Clinton’s latest fundraiser<\/a> \/ block party in downtown DC. While the article was rather mundane, a particular snippet caught my attention:<\/p>\n

The elements for a youthful event were all there: a juggler, face-painting (a custom Hillary heart design was available), blow-up Uncle Sam dolls, the vendor selling Red Bull and, of course, the “United We Stand” moon bounce.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There is a United We Stand moonbounce<\/strong>. Repeat, there is a mother fucking<\/em> United We Stand MOONBOUNCE. And I have been lucky enough to find a picture of this travesty to humanity and all things decent:<\/p>\n

United We Stand \u2014 Mounbounce Edition<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

If we keep up at this pace, I’ll be seeking Osama Bin Laden for intellectual guidance in the near future. Bonus: Check out this choice Washington Post photograph of kids at the Hillary <\/p>\n

kidsathillary.jpg<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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