{"id":1192,"date":"2007-06-11T15:25:39","date_gmt":"2007-06-11T20:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/06\/11\/what-if-chuck-norris-were-one-of-us\/"},"modified":"2007-06-11T16:00:27","modified_gmt":"2007-06-11T21:00:27","slug":"what-if-chuck-norris-were-one-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/06\/11\/what-if-chuck-norris-were-one-of-us\/","title":{"rendered":"What if Chuck Norris were one of us?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard the recent news, Chuck Norris loves roundhouse kicks and creationism.  And he isn&#8217;t afraid to share what <a href=\"http:\/\/wnd.com\/news\/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107\">he would do as President with the World Net Daily<\/a>.  Check out these juicy bits as you <a href=\"http:\/\/ogresview.mu.nu\/archives\/229635.php\">shred your wee-wee<\/a> while watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heisatthedoor.com\/wordcast\/?p=124\">reruns of Texas Ranger<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tattoo an American flag with the words, &#8220;In God we trust,&#8221; on the forehead of every atheist.<\/p>\n<p>Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O&#8217; Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).<\/p>\n<p>Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait for Chuck Norris to be President!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard the recent news, Chuck Norris loves roundhouse kicks and creationism. And he isn&#8217;t afraid to share what he would do as President with the World Net Daily. 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