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From Kids in the Hall – Brain Candy<\/a>\"\":<\/p>\n

Drill sergeant: You… are… scum! Do you hear me soldier?
\nWally: Yes, sir!
\nDrill sergeant: Do you know what we are going to be doing today?
\nWally: No, sir!
\nDrill sergeant: We are going to be doing push-ups all day, you and me, all day!
\n[Wally smiles]
\nDrill sergeant: Do you think that’s funny soldier?
\nWally: No, sir!
\nDrill sergeant: Well, just for that, you are going to be doing those push-ups with me lying on your back! You are going to discover muscles, you never knew you had! Big… muscles, hard… muscles!
\nWally: Oh, yesss, sir! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Quickly followed by:<\/p>\n

[Wally’s squad is watching naked men shower]
\nDrill sergeant: [to Wally] You go over there and Fuck ’em. We’ll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n