{"id":140792,"date":"2013-07-11T12:00:24","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T16:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=140792"},"modified":"2014-09-01T22:49:18","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T02:49:18","slug":"rick-perrys-dumbest-moments-ever-recorded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/07\/11\/rick-perrys-dumbest-moments-ever-recorded\/","title":{"rendered":"Rick Perry&#8217;s Dumbest Moments Ever Recorded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Perry\" width=\"700\" height=\"466\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-140799\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-200x133.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-600x399.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In case you missed it, Rick Perry recently stated that he will <em>not<\/em> seek re-election for the Texas governorship in 2014, instead opting to pass along his spectral &#8220;leadership&#8221; torch to another cowboy-booted, lady-loathing and corndog-crunching conservative. Will he run for president again? <a href=\"http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2013\/07\/07\/rick-perry-says-2016-presidential-run-an-option\/\">He&#8217;s not ruling it out<\/a>, and for the sake of Daily Show writers (and selfishly, ourselves) we hope he does. Indulge in a little schadenfreude below with some of the aspiring MENSA member&#8217;s most clever quips&#8211;maybe 2016 will bring along some more classic &#8220;oops&#8221; moments:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>Perry&#8217;s Amnesia Regarding His Own Ideas<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0uvmKnFY4uk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>Perry&#8217;s Revisionist Approach To American History<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-1.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Perry 1\" width=\"700\" height=\"466\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-140797\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-1.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-1-200x133.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-1-600x399.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>On Made-up Activist Judge Sonia Montemayor<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kXox_BECYpU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>On The Undeserved Federal Aid Given To The World&#8217;s Youngest Country, Solyndra (Sorry, South Sudan)<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-5.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Perry 5\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-140795\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-5.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-5-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-5-600x337.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>On The &#8220;Islamic Terrorists&#8221; Running Turkey And Their Need To Be Kicked Out Of NATO<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nDBTut1nIrY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>On His Social Media Savvy<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-3.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Perry 3\" width=\"700\" height=\"322\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-140794\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-3.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-3-200x92.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-3-600x276.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>On The Heartbreakingly Similar Oppressions Faced By Gays And Christian School Kids<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V78ReJbjdxo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>Demonstrating His Oratory Prowess<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-4.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Perry 4\" width=\"700\" height=\"466\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-140793\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-4.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-4-200x133.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-4-600x399.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>Perry&#8217;s Riveting Cornerstone Speech That Left Many Wondering &#8216;Was he drunk?&#8217;<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7M4gz97Y9W8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<h2>Perry&#8217;s Unintentional Sagacity<\/h2>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-2.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Perry 2\" width=\"700\" height=\"1042\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-140796\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-2.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-2-134x200.jpg 134w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rick-perry-2-403x600.jpg 403w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>See you in 2016, Rick!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you missed it, Rick Perry recently stated that he will not seek re-election for the Texas governorship in 2014, instead opting to pass along his spectral &#8220;leadership&#8221; 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Will he run for president again? He&#8217;s not ruling it out, and for the sake of Daily Show [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":140801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[262,261],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Rick Perry&#039;s Dumbest Moments Ever Recorded<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A little schadenfreude never hurt anyone. 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