{"id":1424,"date":"2007-08-02T15:09:25","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T20:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/08\/02\/wash-my-feet-paint-my-chicken-coop\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:00:54","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:00:54","slug":"wash-my-feet-paint-my-chicken-coop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/08\/02\/wash-my-feet-paint-my-chicken-coop\/","title":{"rendered":"Wash my feet! Paint my chicken coop!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why settle for the all too obvious oppression of Islam, when you can keep it real with the subtle submission of Christianity? Pandagon reports on Trying to get past the finish line after firing the virginity pledge gun:<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cWow\u201d is also how she describes her first night with Brett after their wedding reception, when they checked in to the Broadmoor Hotel. An explicit promise of the virginity until- marriage movement is that if you wait for the big day to have intercourse, the sex will be mind-blowing. (A popular public-school sex-ed curriculum in Colorado is called \u201cWait Training: Learn How to Have the Best Sex\u2014By Waiting Until Marriage!\u201d) In their hotel room, the first thing Lauren did was get a basin and water pitcher and wash Brett\u2019s feet.<\/p>\n

Come again?<\/p>\n

\u201cMy spiritual gift is serving,\u201d she explains. \u201cAnd I wanted to show Brett, \u2018I\u2019m here to love you, follow you, and serve you.\u2019\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

In other news, making Nazi comparisons makes me oh-so wet<\/a>, Our Crumbling America<\/a>, the U.S. right now gets only 2% of our electricity from clean energy<\/a>, and AlicuBlog has an aptly named post on How BUllshit Works, part 5,858,351,117<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Other things worth checking out:<\/p>\n

Tin foil hatters 1\/ IRS 0<\/a><\/p>\n

The YouTube Debates Misrepresented American Youth<\/a><\/p>\n

“L@@K at me not bid on your auction” – and other things people hate that sellers do<\/a><\/p>\n

Ron Paul wins New Hampshire Straw Poll<\/a><\/p>\n

Rudy Giuliani Hates Medical Marijuana, But He Loves OxyContin<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why settle for the all too obvious oppression of Islam, when you can keep it real with the subtle submission of Christianity? Pandagon reports on Trying to get past the finish line after firing the virginity pledge gun: \u201cWow\u201d is also how she describes her first night with Brett after their wedding reception, when they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nWash my feet! Paint my chicken coop! - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Why settle for the all too obvious oppression of Islam, when you can keep it real with the subtle submission of Christianity? 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