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\u201cThis was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,\u201d said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a \u201cstatistic.\u201d<\/p>\n

Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a co-chairman of John McCain\u2019s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, explains offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cThis was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,\u201d said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a \u201cstatistic.\u201d Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a co-chairman of John McCain\u2019s presidential campaign in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[262],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nWorst Excuse Ever - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u201cThis was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,\u201d said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/08\/09\/worst-excuse-ever\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Worst Excuse Ever - Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u201cThis was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,\u201d said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/08\/09\/worst-excuse-ever\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2007-08-09T20:06:27+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-12-26T21:15:28+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Savannah Cox\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Savannah Cox\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/08\/09\/worst-excuse-ever\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/08\/09\/worst-excuse-ever\/\",\"name\":\"Worst Excuse Ever - 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