1. Bill Cosby explains ‘the rap music’ and kids, all while including all his favorite corporate sponsors:<\/strong><\/p>\nCosby: Hey, kids! Meet Grampa Murphy.
\nChild: We have three grampas already!
\nCosby: This one’s a great jazz musician.
\nChild: Oh, they all_ are.
\nCosby: Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’, and the hoppin’, and the bippin’, and the boppin’, so they don’t know what the jazz…is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop — no, actually, it’s more like Kodak film — no, actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it’ll be around forever, heh heh heh.<\/p>\n
2. Homer Learns About Taking His Side to the Press<\/strong><\/p>\n Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [cut] her sweet [cut] can. [cut] — o I grab her — [cut] sweet can. [cut] Oh, just thinking about [cut] her [splice] can [cut] I just wish I had he — [cut] sweet [cut] sweet [cut] s-s-sweet [cut] can. 3. Kang speaks volumes on American politics<\/strong><\/p>\n Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
\nJones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?
\nHomer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot]
\nJones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don’t take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist — Mr. Simpson — nooo!
\nOver-Voice: Dramatization — may not have happened.<\/p>\n
\nKang: Abortions for all.
\n[crowd boos]
\nVery well, no abortions for anyone.
\n[crowd boos]
\nHmm… Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
\n[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]<\/p>\n