{"id":2170,"date":"2008-09-19T21:56:59","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T02:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=2170"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:31:53","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:31:53","slug":"die-yuppie-kick-ball-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/09\/19\/die-yuppie-kick-ball-die\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Yuppie Kick Ball, Die."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Link Of The Day is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieyuppiekickball.com\">Die Yuppie Kick Ball<\/a>, a site dedicated to eradicating the game where overgrown frat boys and dipshit sorority girls play a childs game. Highlights include:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dieyuppiekickball.com\/images\/know_enemy_main.gif\" title=\"Your Kickball Enemy\" class=\"aligncenter\" width=\"667\" height=\"473\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I work with two kickballers. They make my life hell 365 days a year. I want some fucking blood, and I wanna drink it from a skull.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s a great idea. Let&#8217;s get 200 friendless people who went to middle-tier schools, sans social skills, get them drunk as shit, and watch them make out. Good times!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The workplace is now a place of non-unions and white breed people asking if the neighborhood you live in is safe (i.e how many black people live in your neighborhood). Raise The Red flag of Revolution&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dieyuppiekickball.com\/images\/suicidebomber.jpg\" title=\"Suicide Bomb Kick Ballers\" class=\"aligncenter\" width=\"645\" height=\"698\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Link Of The Day is Die Yuppie Kick Ball, a site dedicated to eradicating the game where overgrown frat boys and dipshit sorority girls play a childs game. Highlights include: &#8220;I work with two kickballers. They make my life hell 365 days a year. 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