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Apparently humans have been polluting the shit out of the ocean, and not just with Garbage Patches<\/a>. (BTW there is a Garbage Pail Kids CCG<\/a>). Apparently humans have been making too much damn noise<\/a>, and the creatures of the sea are sick of it. Don’t those damn kids know that whales need to get up early to eat plankton? <\/p>\n

Unless people want to kill Free Willy they should turn off their loud hippity-hoppin and metal music, and put on some smooth jazz. Sea animals are really into Kenny G. I know I am at least, and I have enough crabs to be at least an honorary member of the ocean. Turn it down people!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently humans have been polluting the shit out of the ocean, and not just with Garbage Patches. (BTW there is a Garbage Pail Kids CCG). Apparently humans have been making too much damn noise, and the creatures of the sea are sick of it. Don’t those damn kids know that whales need to get up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nWhales to Humans: STFU - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Apparently humans have been polluting the shit out of the ocean, and not just with Garbage Patches. (BTW there is a Garbage Pail Kids CCG). 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