{"id":3606,"date":"2009-04-23T09:12:30","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T13:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=3606"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:00:44","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:00:44","slug":"i-like-yo-blog-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/04\/23\/i-like-yo-blog-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"I LIKE YO’ BLOG [BITCH]"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have some really, really, really sad news everybody. Mia Farrow is putting herself in harms way to alleviate the poverty of the Sudanese people. How brave, how noble a lady she is to stop eating food for a couple of weeks in the comfort of her own food, just to raise awareness for third world peoples! Wrong rights explains<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Well, if the hundreds of thousands displaced or dead in Darfur weren’t bad enough already, now the violence is impacting the well-being of our nation’s precious celebrities. Actress Mia Farrow recently announced that next week she will begin a hunger strike in solidarity with the (very hungry) people of Darfur…<\/p>\n

And am I the only one who expects to see the “Darfur Diet” popping up in next month’s Cosmopolitan magazine as a great way to get in shape for bikini season and attract the attention of that cute “activist” boy who hangs out at your local fair trade coffee shop?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Meanwhile on Wall Street, everyone’s stealing our money<\/a> and we’re smiling with watermelon and cow shit on our teeth like absent-minded peasants:<\/p>\n

One week after they make a change in the banking rules Wells Fargo and Goldman Sachs project profits in the billions of dollars.<\/p>\n

Somewhere, in the back of my mind, my bullshit alarm is ringing.\/blockquote><\/p>\n

Hopefully it is ringing with Fergies “My Humps” — because if there is a song for this economic depression induced by corporate greed and exploitation, its that.<\/p>\n

Apparently TEH ISLAMS can also find God in all sorts of everyday objects, including an egg<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\"THERE<\/a><\/p>\n

Other things worth a peek: Female OOOO faces<\/a>, no date is complete without a trip to Carls Jr<\/a>, and it’s a PANDA PARTY!!!!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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