{"id":3677,"date":"2009-04-29T11:02:55","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T15:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=3677"},"modified":"2009-04-29T20:11:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T00:11:11","slug":"i-once-performed-fellatio-on-bill-brasky-behind-a-jiffy-lube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/depths-of-my-soul\/04\/29\/i-once-performed-fellatio-on-bill-brasky-behind-a-jiffy-lube\/","title":{"rendered":"I Once Performed Fellatio On Bill Brasky Behind A Jiffy Lube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><embed style = \"height:385px !important; width:480px !important;\"  src=\"http:\/\/xml.truveo.com\/eb\/i\/1938971605\/a\/58ef677afb89fc040e3dec6de7dd6c26\/p\/1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\" 425\" height=\" 353\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><embed style = \"height:385px !important; width:480px !important;\"  src=\"http:\/\/xml.truveo.com\/eb\/i\/57297345\/a\/58ef677afb89fc040e3dec6de7dd6c26\/p\/1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\" 425\" height=\" 353\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.tubearoo.com\/player\/spiked_player.swf?file=http:\/\/www.tubearoo.com\/videocodes\/45980\/data.xml&#038;auto_play=false\" quality=\"high\" scale=\"noscale\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" width=\"425\" height=\"353\" align=\"middle\" allowScriptAccess=\"sameDomain\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. 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